{would you rather?}

So I decided to play along and answer some "Would You Rather?" questions! In the interest of time I am only answering a few but if you want to see all the questions and play along then go HERE!

Brandy wonders: Would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month?
I guess I would rather not brush my teeth. If you stink all over there's no hiding it. If my teeth and breath were nasty I would just keep my mouth shut. Which I need to learn how to do anyways! :)

Ashley {that's me} wants to know all kinds of good stuff:
Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
If I was starting fresh without either then I would definitely choose true love. {Not saying that I have a million dollars...just the true love part!}

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
This one is hard for me. I guess I would rather say everything that is on my mind. At least SOME of the things I say, I feel are important.

Would you rather know it all or have it all?
I would rather have it all, whatever "it" is. I think there are things out there I'm better off being in the dark about.

Would you rather skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
Definitely my birthday! I LOVE Christmas and love giving presents more than getting them. So I would definitely miss that.

Heather asks: Would you rather be followed by a cloud of dust or a cloud of gnats?
For sure the dust cloud. Gnats are Gnasty! :) ha ha I'm so clever...

Michelle wants to gross you out: Would you rather eat a toenail omelet or a hair sandwich?
Eew...neither please. I really can't make myself say yes to either one...even theoretically speaking.

Jennifer wants to know: Would you rather have dinner with the Obamas or go on a date with George Clooney?
This one isn't hard at all! George Clooney fo sho! I'm guessing Jennifer is a bigger Obama fan than myself.

And as an after thought she wanted to know...Would you rather be paralyzed or blind?
Blind I guess...but I would rather be neither. At least if I could still move I think I could stay sane.

And Jo-Jo cracked me up with this one. She even decided to answer it herself.
Jo-Jo said: Would you rather blog or sleep? I am like your boy...I choose both.
Well right now I would rather be sleeping. But for some unexplained reason I am sitting here blogging. Go figure.

G from Where's My Angels: Would you rather take a cheese grater to your sunburned back, or pour alcohol in a new hole in your toe? :)
Definitely alcohol in my toe. That kind of thing doesn't bother me too bad. Now a cheese grater on my back...period...that would turn me sissy fast!

Yaya: Would you rather use the woods or a port-o-potty?
The woods. At least I wouldn't have to plug my nose the whole time. So what if some poor woodland creatures had to see me? Port-o-potties are truly disgusting! I avoid them when at all possible.

And before I head out, don't forget to stop by ONESIE TWOSIE and check out the great onesies...they even do toddler shirts! 30% of sales today and tomorrow will go to "KISSES FOR CALLIE" benefit account. {just remember to put "kisses for callie" in the comment box once you're making your purchase} Thank you everyone!