Friday, November 21, 2008

{dear nasties::an open letter}

dear nasties,

i think that you have overextended your welcome in our home.

you snuck in innocently enough with those runny noses and sniffles.

you turned darn right nasty with The Hubby. i turned my head though because his bad day with you was our day to keep him home.

i thought you were satisfied. you weren't. you proceeded to leave my bossy pants' hoarse and my baby boy downright miserable with congestion.

i fought you hard that time. i swore i would force you out of our home. and i thought i had.
i was wrong again. you got me. and you got me good.

but in the end i beat you. and you didn't slow me down. not even a little bit.

so why nasties, did you have to come back? why couldn't you leave us alone?

you took the sissy way and attacked in the middle of the night. i am so appalled. you messed with my boys again. you were smart to leave The Hubby alone this time. but you were oh so foolish when you thought you could get me again.

i'm over you. you are not a welcome guest in our home. and you had certainly better not return for a holiday visit.

no. you are not welcome. not ever.

with intent,

ashley



and to my readers and callie followers::don't forget about today's auction!

18 comments:

Felicia Eis said...

Perfect letter! I think that I will leave it here to if you don't mind as he is very unwelcome here too.

jori-o said...

VEry well said! The Nasties are unwelcome in these parts as well.

Hope you all feel better SOON!

Tiffany said...

Ugh, kick them out of my place too!!!

Carrie said...

Visiting from SITS!

Man, I hate it when that happens!

Pink Ink said...

Hope those nasties leave ASAP. Please send them as far away as possible from my house. :-)

PS Twilight Lover, Check out my Twilight post today.

Gaspegirl said...

Great letter.... bye, bye nasties!

Make it a great day!

About Us! said...

We had a run in with a bug over here as well. He decided to stay and we can't get him to leave! :) Hope your Holidays will be happy!

Lorie said...

I would have to CC this to the nasties at our house!!!

Mamarazzi said...

well said girlie!

i can't stand the nasties!

{nicole coombs} said...

haha you are so cute!! I think I know why the nasties left your house its because they came to MINE!! And unfortunatly they are slowing me down! Arrrggghh

Nathan and Toni Southam said...

I should definately enter that auction because then it would give me a reason to have to come down to Arizona! By the way, I am a total loser and have to go to the library to use the internet because I am in Wyoming, hopefully for good so there might be some blank periods in between my commenting!

Erin Ganley said...

It's bad enough when your little ones get sick, moms should NEVER get sick!

Veggie Mom said...

We have 2 kinds of Nasties this week in my house. Those with an irritable disposition, and those with the flu. And, I guess, The Mom, who has to handle them both! Hiya, SITSta! My Great New Pop'rs Thanksgiving Extravaganza is still underway, so please come by and share some Comment Love!

Stacey said...

I'm so sorry! That letter is right on though...can I use it too??? I must put it up in a visable place, because apparently they keep thinking they are welcome here...UGH...NOT!

Chris Bliss said...

Its that season agian. Sick season :(

Loved the letter!

xoxo

jubilee said...

I love how you closed the letter, "with intent" - perfect!

Blain&Deedra said...

I am so sorry you all have been sick. It's hit here too. Blain stayed home with the girls from church so I could do my calling. Good luck!

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